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You are tearing me apart, @nickelback ! #TheRoom
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For real @nickelback ? We've been tweeting at you for the past two days, vying for your attention, and we don't get a reply? #weak
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30th tweet in the war against @nickelback . THIS IS SPARTA.
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That Lakehurst kid is to JT Yorke as @nickelback is to my hopes and dreams. #StabbedInTheAorta #Dark #Degrassi #Analogies
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Aaron Burr is to Alexander Hamilton as @nickelback is to the music industry. #Analogies #USHistoryFTW
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Yo @nickelback , #YouAreTheReason your fans don't get laid.
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Arnold @Schwarzenegger is to California's debt as @nickelback is to the large majority of the world's problems. #analogies
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Skynet is to the Terminator movies as @nickelback is to the world. #analogies
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The Huns are to Mulan as @nickelback is to the world. #analogies
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Rasputin is to Anastasia as @nickelback is to the world
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#DidYouKnow that @nickelback makes animal sacrifices a la Jennifer's Body?
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#20topfavouritesongsever Everything that is not @nickelback
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Listens to @nickelback . #Dealbreaker
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#WeAllHaveThat urge to use @nickelback as a scapegoat
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Did you parents just catch you masturbating? At least you weren't listening to @nickelback
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What's worse than seeing your senile grandmother naked? @nickelback
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Whenever life gets hard, just remember: at least you're not in @nickelback
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Yo @newtgingrich . #MadProps for wanting to build a moon colony. It's the perfect place to store your used-up wives. #swag
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#ThingsIAlwaysAvoid @nickelback
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#WhenIWasALittleKid I didn't know what @nickelback was. Ignorance is bliss.
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#5ThingsICantStand @nickelback . Sorry that wasn't clever. I'm just really tired.
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#WhatIf @nickelback never became a band? Would global warming still be a thing?
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#PeopleWhoMatter Those that don't listen to @nickelback
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#10ThingsThatAreAttractive Disliking @nickelback
