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Hey @onedirection , how can we get press passes for one of your concerts this summer?
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Send @CherylHann to space! Watch this and vote for her ALL THE TIME. http://t.co/ZjIMg85m We've been listening to this for more than #8Hours
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My love of twitter has been reinstated. http://t.co/xcFMo65H
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This is why dogs are the best animals ever.
http://t.co/5SsP7zu9
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Happy Valentine's Day from all of us at the Fed! http://t.co/oIYhNfkA
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Roses are red, violets are blue, let's go to Carmen, and do something lewd.
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I love you more than John Jay loves bland, vaguely ethnic food. #ColumbiaProblems
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#KeyAndPeele: you are everything we have ever aspired to be. Thank you for being awesome.
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You are tearing me apart, @nickelback ! #TheRoom
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For real @nickelback ? We've been tweeting at you for the past two days, vying for your attention, and we don't get a reply? #weak
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30th tweet in the war against @nickelback . THIS IS SPARTA.
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That Lakehurst kid is to JT Yorke as @nickelback is to my hopes and dreams. #StabbedInTheAorta #Dark #Degrassi #Analogies
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Aaron Burr is to Alexander Hamilton as @nickelback is to the music industry. #Analogies #USHistoryFTW
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Yo @nickelback , #YouAreTheReason your fans don't get laid.
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Arnold @Schwarzenegger is to California's debt as @nickelback is to the large majority of the world's problems. #analogies
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Skynet is to the Terminator movies as @nickelback is to the world. #analogies
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The Huns are to Mulan as @nickelback is to the world. #analogies
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Rasputin is to Anastasia as @nickelback is to the world
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#DidYouKnow that @nickelback makes animal sacrifices a la Jennifer's Body?
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#20topfavouritesongsever Everything that is not @nickelback
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Listens to @nickelback . #Dealbreaker
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#WeAllHaveThat urge to use @nickelback as a scapegoat
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Did you parents just catch you masturbating? At least you weren't listening to @nickelback
