Jordan Cohen
Undergrad Student
Some people play sports. I watch TV.
New York University
http://twitter.com/jorcohen
47 followers
786 tweets
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REALLY hope 30 Rock was finished with that Avery being kidnapped storyline...
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Fantastic Four!! “@ditzkoff : Four Weekend Update anchors at the same desk. #SNL http://t.co/AhUd2BlP”
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RT @nytimestv : 2011 TV: ‘Homeland,’ ‘Parks and Recreation,’ ‘The Hour’ http://t.co/zOwKLUZM
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Trying to explain dollar vans to non-Brooklynites...
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Words with Friends was invented for guys who wait outside of dressing rooms.
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I don't think I can like Facebook Timeline until @michelle_simon says so.
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@imjasongoldberg Wait, really? BECAUSE THAT IS AWESOME. I could talk about that movie for weeks...
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@imjasongoldberg We wrote on each other's walls A LOT in December 2006 #sing #obv
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Real or not real? I finished Mockingjay and am damn depressed. #real
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You guys, get ready for #GoldenGlobeFail tomorrow...
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They also thought I graduated HIGH SCHOOL in 2011...
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Group of students from my old HS came to The Times for a lecture. Told them that HS doesn't matter and to stop taking AP Calc #whoops
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Made eye contact with friend from HS on bus. Don't know whether I'm offended she ignored me or relieved. Who am I kidding?? SO RELIEVED!
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"Don't tell me there's no Parenthood on tonight!" - My Parents #iliveathome
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Why are they doing this?? #Dexter
